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By Paul Dobleman:  Asshole of the month for May! Once again everyone, thank you for participating in the contest! May's winner is Colin Banks...
Hi Paul, here is my asshole story: I was on a date in downtown San Diego at this nice restaurant with a girl I was really excited to go out with. Turns out she was one of the most negative, gossipy, selfish and self-entitled bitches I've ever talked to. I didn't know what to do, we hadn't even got our meal yet. I asked the waiter for two double shots of Jack Daniels and a Jack and coke. Trisha, (the bitch) was like, "I don't want any of that!" It was all for me though. The waiter came back with the tray of booze I ordered and I slammed it all! All I kinda remember was the girl mumbling in disgust. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I stood in front of the mirror trying to figure out how to ditch this girl. It came to me... I turned on the sink and splashed a bunch of water into my crotch. I walked out to our table looked at Trisha and said, "FUCK! I pissed myself!" I threw a fifty down on the table and just walked out. Hope you enjoy the story Paul. Colin Banks
Congratulations Colin, you are an asshole!!!!!!!!! Colin chose the mini donkey head for his collection... Reply to: Paul Anthony Dobleman Spider Murphy's Tattoo 1006 Lincoln Ave. San Rafael, CA 94901 415 460-6979

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