Tattoo Artist Magazine

By Dan Henk I want to start out by being very clear that it is not all of them... not all, but there are way too many, and they are like a parasite in the business. What am I talking about? These people who don't tattoo, yet have their sticky fingers in the business... These people are often un-tattooed (not even in the scene) businessmen and women that just want to make money. I've been at conventions hosted by them, and they are jackass affairs. No one knows their head from their asshole, much less where the thermafax or copier is! I've even been to a couple of these conventions, headed straight to the booth of the people putting on the convention, and even they don't know. Often, they don't even know when the convention closes, who is responsible for changing the trash bags, where the extra chairs can be found... I could keep going on, but I think you get where I'm going with this. They are parasites on the industry. I carefully inquire into every new show I consider, in part, just for this reason. I've had the lights turned off in the middle of a tattoo because apparently no one knew when the venue shut down, and the security people are only paid to be there during regular convention center hours. There are endless examples of horrible, kitchen scratcher-level “artists” who get a booth at these shows, set up right next to some phenomenal tattooers and then under-price them (usually while talking shit) at every opportunity. To make matters worse, these horrible tattoos they crank out at these shows (are little above the level of a living room tattoo party) gut the industry and give the good shops more negativity, which they have to fight through. And we won't even get into the, “Well, the original was $25 dollars. Why do you want $100 dollars to fix it?” Lately, I've noticed a lot of good artists avoiding most shows because of this very reason. So, the answer seems to be, don't attend these conventions, right? I wish it was that simple. Often, they will pay a good artist to attend. As in, pay for the booth, pay for the plane flight and pay for the hotel room. Sometimes, they will even give the tattooer a stipend on top of that. Then, with a good artist headlining the bill, local tattooers clamber to attend. I don't have all the answers, but I think a good step would be to more heavily scrutinize a show before attending. The industry needs to self-regulate. We're all a community of individualists, who distrust any sort of formal government intervention. I hear endless complaints about “crap-artists flooding the industry,” and I think the first positive step would be to watch where you make an appearance. A bad tattoo can often throw out more negative publicity than a good one will fix, and the same is true of conventions. My next major pet-peeve, is these non-tattoo shop owners. Again, not all are bad, I know a few personally who have their minds and hearts in the right places, but they are the exception. If you don't tattoo, the only way that you are going to successfully run a shop, is to listen to the advice of veteran tattooers. I have personally seen shop owners, who again let me state DO NOT TATTOO, behaving like they know more about the industry than the artists who work for them. As in, they give time limits on how long a tattooer has to draw up a design, they demand to see the stencil, approve placement on the body, critique the artist while he is doing the tattoo and then require the client to show them the piece before it leaves the shop. They demand their employees do whatever the client wants as a tattoo, even if it involves giving an 18-year-old his first tattoo on his neck, or doing that fairy two sizes too small just so the victim doesn't walk out the door. Wait, did I mention THEY DON”T TATTOO? They aren't even artists! That's like the guy from American Idol coming into a mechanic's shop and telling them what they are doing wrong with his car repair! Or entering an operating room and telling the surgeon how they should really go about that brain surgery. I've had (non-tattoo artist) shop owners tell me they make everyone dress up in a suit and tie. Maybe the next step will be they all have to dance a little jig out front when it gets slow. It could be I'm getting grumpy after 11 years in this business, but I for one got into this as a misfit, who finally found something cool I could do for a living. If I had to wear a monkey suit and have a guy stupider than that actor from The Office boss me around, I might just find a high-powered rifle and a bell tower in the center of town. Maybe that's just me? (Dan Henk is a tattooer and blogger for Tattoo Artist Magazine. Dan can be found at:

Written by 24471382 — October 24, 2011

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